WOODCHUCK CHUCK

“AI keeps solving really complicated math problems. Last month, an OpenAI model solved a famous problem that had eluded humans for 80 years. And an AI from the startup Axiom Math solved a proof that may change economic theory. That’s cool and everything, but where was AI when we were trying to figure out how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”
(Morning Brew)

I thought that was a clever answer about the woodchuck. Then I read some university wildlife specialists figured out it would be 700 pounds. Trouble is, they chuck dirt mostly and not wood.

I’m headed over to the other side of the Pond to have some Cuban Coffee and Apricot Fried Pies and think more deeply about this woodchuck issue. The answer is in the original song: “A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.”
Roz thinks I need to stay over on this side of the Pond for a couple more days.

“Yet because I tell the truth, you do not believe me!” Jesus