Today's Journal

SPARKLETEETH

I am trying to invent an Automatic Teethbrush that is similar to an automatic car wash. The invention is shaped like dentures with no teeth on them, instead there are little brushes and nozzles of water spray and toothpaste that are imbedded in the acrylic that all squirt out by a timer and just like the car wash. They do an initial wash, spray wash, rinse and a soft damp finish. SparkleTeeth. SparkleTooth.
Just like the car wash, put yourself in neutral, take your foot off the brake, place the washing kit in your mouth, turn on the little battery powered motor, wait for automatic rinse and one spit and you are finished. (I might later add soft music)
What’s holding me up is the Toothbrush or Teethbrush issue. Now we have for many years brushed all our many teeth with a toothbrush meaning to brush one tooth and we know that’s not right and teethbrush is not a word anyone uses… we say toothbrush when we mean teethbrush. So I’m kind of stuck on my invention project until I can get this straightened out. SparkleTooth or SparkleTeeth?

I’m headed over to the other side of the Pond to have some Cuban Coffee and Pecan Sandies and try to do more research on my invention. I’m also looking for investor capital for a sure major return.
(Roz reminded me that I was just over to the Pond, day before yesterday… some times are busier than others.)

No, really that’s what happened.

“You shall know the truth, and the truth will set you free.” Jesus