This is Wednesday and it is a real highlight of the week for me here in the Trailer Park. The Sustainable, Disposal, Ecologically Purposeful, Mindful and Environmentally Friendly Robotic Garbage Truck comes today to pick up our segregated totes (Garbage cans).
I put all of our Amazon and Walmart delivery boxes plus JJ Jill, Cabela’s, Talbot’s, Target’s, Home Depot, Lowe’s, Round Table, Hobby Lobby, Zappo’s, Chicken on a Stick, Land’s End, Dogs and Donuts, Big Burgers For You, Tacos to the Moon, as well as leaves and grass, trimmings and pine needles and about a dozen other different kinds of boxes and bags in the Recycle Disposal Container and then they go out to our local landfill and they are “pressed down, shaken together, running over and will be poured out” as new and recycled cardboard boxes to deliver me some more printer paper, tomatoes, cotton balls and deodorant and motion lights to run off cats from the patio in the same boxes for the thirteenth time over. This is pure sustainability cardboard and other stuff. I’m in.
Now all of that is in the Green One (sustainable, re-doable tote) and the Black One is for Hard Core Gangsta trash (not sustainable, not re-doable) from Plastic Bottles, tin cans, all things from Wayfair, plastic razors, plastic jugs, plastic paper, plastic printer cartridges, empty pressurized cans, blown out hair dyers, plastic milk jugs, metal objects, various kinds of glass and jars, dirt that is full of roots that will not grow a tomato, nasty stuff, unspeakable items, wet garbage… I’m through right here. This is all in the Black Tote (Garbage Can).
Now its time to sit back with some Cuban Coffee and Graham Crackers with White Icing and watch those robotic arms grab the totes and dump them into the Green Side or Black Side of the Big Truck. Yippee… I love Wednesdays.
“If you do not remain in me, you are like a branch that is thrown away and withers; such branches are picked up, thrown into the fire and burned.” Jesus