I have seen this list of proverbs in various forms but I kind of liked this one:
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
Don’t judge people by their relatives.
When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
Talk slowly, think quickly.
Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
Don’t interfere with something that ain’t botherin’ you none.
The easiest way to eat crow is while it’s still warm.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
If it don’t seem like it’s worth the effort, it probably ain’t.
It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back.
He’s All Hat and No Cattle.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about aint never gonna happen anyway.
Do it right or get off the Horse.
Never slap a man’s back if he’s chew’n tobacco.
Scars are Cowboy Tattoos with better stories.
Boy, if your Horse aint wanting to go there, neither should you.
Learn to speak kind words, nobody resents them.
Shoot Straight and Speak the Truth.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
The truth shall make you free. Jesus