How to Kill Gophers
1. Anticoagulant bait with specially formulated bricks to attract and eliminate gophers. This doesn’t work.
2. Zinc Phosphide on Cracked Corn. This doesn’t work either.
3. Zinc Phosphide Pellet Bait put in hole with Bait Loader. This doesn’t work.
4. Diphacinone Pellet Bait. This doesn’t work.
5. Underground Pressurized fumes. Connects to car exhaust. This doesn’t work but it makes you about half sick and close to death.
6. Poison Peanut Pellets. This doesn’t work.
7. Poison Mole and Gopher Worms. These are really gross. They don’t work.
8. Gopher Trap, Wedge and Probe. They don’t work either.
9. Giant Destroyer Rodent Gaser. It doesn’t work.
10. Sonic Spike Solar Gopher Repeller. They don’t work.
11. Spring Steel Gopher Trap. They don’t work either.
12. Black Box Gopher Trap. They don’t work.
13. Juicy Fruit Gum (un-chewed) poked down a fresh Gopher Hole. I have been told this works. I bet it works! I think this is it!
“Flesh that touches any unclean thing shall not be eaten. It shall be burned up with fire.” Leviticus 7
Watch thyself with Gopher Traps.
“He who has ears to hear, let him hear.” Jesus