WISDOM LIST #5

Things You Should/Shall Not Eat

1. Thou shall not eat Sushi- or fish or any kind… raw or cooked, smoked or dried.
2. Thou shall not eat Liver- or any other innards or guts.
3. Thou shall not eat Turkey- especially disguised as hamburger.
4. Thou shall not eat Chicken- except grilled to a charcoal lump.
5. Thou shall not eat Jello- orange or lime or red with raisins or bananas or marshmallows in it.
6. Thou shall not eat Anyone’s Potato Salad except Roz’s.
7. Thou shall not eat Mayonnaise or anything it touches accidently or on purpose.
8. Thou shall not eat Artificial Cherry flavoring in/on anything. Spit it out of thy mouth.
9. Thou shall not eat Any Mexican (and most other) foods without Tapatio on it.
10. Thou shall not eat Anything at Denny’s.
11. Thou shall not eat Any fish, or crawling things that eat off the bottom of water sources, i.e., shrimp, snails, snakes, spiders, sea chickens, sea turkeys, sea goose, sea horses, crabs, slugs, lobsters, and all other crustaceans…or eels…and stuff like that.
12. Thou shall not eat Salsa that is not Home Made.
13. Thou shall not eat Hot Dogs from Costco… or any place else.
14. Thou shall not eat Any food from a Hotel Lobby that ‘Serves Free Breakfast.’
15. Thou shall not eat Any food from the source/station where you purchase gas/diesel. Never even think about it, that Burrito could kill you. (Thanks Ty)
16. Thou shall not eat Menudo.
17. Thou shall not eat anything with feathers.

“You shall know the truth and the truth will set you free.” Jesus