WISDOM LIST #22
THINGS THOU SHOULDEST NOT WATCH
Don’t watch sausage being made
Don’t watch news channels over 16 minutes per day
Don’t watch baloney being made
Don’t watch sports channels over 9 hours per day
Don’t watch hot dog Weenies being made
Don’t watch or read more than 10 hours per day
Don’t watch scary movies
Don’t watch the Dallas Cowboys
Don’t watch porn
Don’t watch the felling of fruit and nut trees
Don’t watch UFC fights before dinner
Don’t watch or smell Liver and Onions cooking
Don’t watch anyone getting a haircut
Don’t watch anyone floss their teeth
Don’t watch anyone brush their teeth
Don’t watch anyone brush their dog’s teeth
Don’t watch anyone cut their toenails
Don’t watch, nor touch, nor read gambling sites
Don’t watch anyone make or eat menudo
Don’t watch anyone but John doing electrical work
Don’t watch anyone drink energy drinks
Don’t watch anyone paint houses except Roger
Don’t watch major league baseball coaches or players spit out sunflower seeds
Protect thine eyes from such things.
Deuteronomy 28:65
“And among these nations shalt thou find no ease, neither shall the sole of thy foot have rest: but the Lord shall give thee there a trembling heart, and failing of eyes, and sorrow of mind.”
“You shall know the truth and the truth will set you free.” Jesus