THERAPY IS COMING

OK, first I have signed up for 6 weeks of Therapy for my objection to Teeth Flossing. This is the most disgusting practice (and said to be essential) that I have ever practiced. I am going to discover how to deal with my basic fears and mental blocks for this nasty, deplorable and necessary raking of a string or rope through my teeth.

Next, I will have 6 more weeks of therapy to try to figure out the total mental anguish and destruction to the human emotions (as well as physical stress) from trying to put on Fitted Sheets. Since Roz fractured her shoulder I am back trying to put these sheets from hell on the bed. (I first wrote about this when she fractured her femur a few years back).

After that, the final 6 weeks will be to try and get over the Totally Creepy Experience of cutting Toenails and Fingernails. If flossing does not destroy the psyche of a person this detestable chore will. All right, I know it has to be done but no one trains us when we are young on how to deal with the trauma of these disgusting chores.

Listen, if you need help…find it, if you need counsel…seek it out, if you need therapy…get it as soon as possible. Ask. Seek. Knock. Don’t wait any longer. We can receive, find and have things opened for us. There are those with good answers to our questions.

“Ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives, and the one who seeks finds, and to the one who knocks it will be opened.” Jesus