THE UP TEST

This Psychological Up Test is a simple way for self-analysis as well as giving the ability to analyze others. The principle action is to take the list and put a check mark by each Up that applies to you. Then you can take the list and mark how others are doing. (Be careful as you do this for others) The results are very accurate. But before taking the test be advised that I am not a trained shrink or psychologist or anything like that. I actually made this test up (Get it? Made this test Up). No, really I did.

The Psychological Up Test

1. Messed Up
2. Shut Up
3. Throw Up
4. Beat Up
5. Get Up
6. Screwed up
7. Step Up
8. Grow up
9. Wake up
10. What’s Up?
11. Break Up
12. Fess Up
13. Make Up
14. Speak Up
15. Straighten Up
16. Save up
17. Worked up
18. Wise up
19. Hiccup

Just add your own ‘Ups’ to this list if they give you a clearer picture of your own status.
A passing or failing score is whatever you decide it is.

I better get over to the other side of the pond and have some Corn Nuts and a Seven-Up.

“Get up, pick up your bed and go home.” Jesus