SHOWER CURTAINS #2

There is now a psychological issue called showercurtainphobia. The definition: when a wet plastic/fabric shower curtain attacks or touches any part of the human body (or even thinking it might) while taking a shower and causing mental, emotional, physical or spiritual damage to the person attacked by this misfortune.

Cause: a straight shower curtain rod instead of a bowed rod, thus allowing the wet curtain to swing over and touch/attack any part of the human anatomy in any fashion. It is now a registered psychological illness registered in the official Big Psychological Book of Illnesses at the Psychological Place.

Symptoms: Day screams, night screams, shakes, jitters, twitches, frozen voice, frozen face, out breaks of sobbing and slobbering, red dots, red bumps, red lines, red rash, red circles, red eyes, wild and uncontrollable swinging of fists, feet, legs, neck, head and hair. Loss of sleep, appetite, hair, and sanity are common. Many have been found sitting in dark places staring at the wall and mumbling.

The Cure: The bowed shower curtain rod that will hold the shower curtain away from a human body while showering.

No, really, this can happen.

“And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.” Jesus