JESUS SQUEEZE US CHURCH

I recently saw a New Church in the newspaper and thought we should surely try it because with a name like… Jesus Squeeze Us Church, how could any place be more intimate and caring than that? So the following Sunday we were off to experience the New Church.

I had also read that no sermon was ever over twelve minutes long and I could come in my pajamas if I wanted. Wowser! This is Squeeze Me thinking! I had also noticed a huge emphasis on the Coffee Café and Barista at the Church and so we were on our way.

When we got there, Roz ordered her normal coffee: Quad venti half caf breve no foam with whip two splenda stirred skinny three-pump peppermint mocha! The barista said they could not make that and so I did not even ask them about a good Cuban Coffee for me.

Well, this Squeezed us out. We are on our way to look for another church that better meets our needs.

“And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.” Jesus