GO TO PEOPLE #3

We need Go to People in our lives to make things work better and to take giant loads of responsibility and worry off our minds. I have mentioned in other entries Roz, John, Loren and Jim. Another Go To Person is Clarence the Eggman.

Clarence knows about everything so it doesn’t matter what one needs to know, they can just call Clarence the Eggman. He knows about big and little electrical stuff and put in his own solar system to take his house ‘off the grid.’ He is also a gunsmith, inventor, and designer of motorized quilting looms. He makes his own beer and wine and motorizes bicycles. He is an expert on forest flora and fauna and many other things.

Clarence the Eggman loves chickens and raises very beautiful Buff Orpingtons. They are great layers and Clarence became concerned about their diet and decided to boil their mash eliminating certain bacteria, ensuring their eggs to be safely eaten. We used to buy eggs from Clarence and they were the best eggs we have ever eaten. Clarence also became concerned about the temperature of the hen house in the winter because it is in cold country. He built a panel of beer cans and turned it into a solar panel to comfortably heat the hen house. This made his chickens very happy and they laid more eggs in the winter months. They would roam outside around his place all-day and head for the warm hen house at night.

Clarence the Eggman just knows about all this kind of stuff and quietly goes about doing what he does. If I need to know something… about anything… I can call Clarence.

“You shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free.” Jesus