FLY FEET WARFARE

Fly feet footprints can ruin a whole dinner, entrée, picnic, sandwich, or dessert… or a nap with just a few little steps on an area they are not supposed to be walking on. Even an instantaneous step of 1.1 milliseconds can ruin a completely clean and pure piece of food. This is an amazing process and if calculated could create a whole new realm of warfare. Just have a fly put their feet on something and it is done in… No, really this is the New Fly Warfare. We don’t even have to take them to enemy lines because they are already there. We just need to set out bait behind enemy lines…like corn on the cobb, pancakes and syrup, little pieces of candy, lunch meat, French fries…anything like that and the flies will be there almost instantly.

As the enemy turns away from eating the disgusting food with fly feet tracks on it they soon weaken and become vulnerable to be conquered. This bait can even be shot from various weapons to land in strategic areas and draw the flies and the enemy. The smell of fresh cooked hamburgers or pizza will draw out the enemy and there he finds the flies and is repulsed and debilitated from the sickening sight of the flies. It is much like the Egyptians and flies in Exodus 8:24, “There came great swarms of flies into the house of Pharaoh and into his servants’ houses. Throughout all the land of Egypt the land was ruined by the swarms of flies.”

Reading Exodus 8 recently and trying to eat dinner out on the patio the other night is what gave me this Fly Feet Warfare Strategy. The ‘land and everyone in it is ruined by the swarms of flies” is exactly what happens when flies walk on stuff.

“First clean the inside of the cup and of the dish, so that the outside of it may become clean also.” Jesus