EBSCCHBAJ

EBSCCHBAJ is an acronym for: Everything is better after a Shower, Cuban Coffee and Homemade Biscuits and Apricot Jam. It is a little longer than most acronyms but it is still quite catchy. It is simply pronounced ebb-shooh-bajh.

This could be the ritual and practice to unify the world, to restore marriages, to destroy depression, loneliness and crankiness, to bring peace to every nation, to replace yoga and mindfulness, to curtail violent crime, to stop war and bring new ideas and innovations. A lot of the other stuff I read about is not working and I think this will. I can see this formula working to transform the culture of politics, education, religion, invention, exploration, economy, geopolitics, the arts, science and medicine. Those who know about this call it Ebbshoohbajh Therapy.

Some things work and some things don’t. Go with a winner.

I’m headed over to the other side of the pond to have some Cuban Coffee, Homemade Biscuits and Apricot Jam to try and get my head on straight to work out the rest of the details of this new therapy.

“And you will know the truth, and the truth will make you free.” Jesus