CREEPED OUT

I recently went to the Supermarket and a bought a small Turkey Chest and brought it home to prepare as a special dinner. Here’s the Creep: I paid cash for the poor little Turkey Chest and yet when I got home and went on line I found various recipes for cooking poor little Turkey Chests and also how to save them from carnivores and the evils of eating flesh and especially poultry/bird flesh and how to be a real vegan.

This is creepy because they usually run me down and torment me by using certain on line searches I have made or credit card purchases or something. How did ‘they’ know I bought this poor little Turkey Chest for cash at a local supermarket? Was it a video? Was it a spy/creeper-gizmo watching shoppers? Is our money now encrypted or something? Am I getting crazy and paranoid from the public nuisance of security systems?

I say, ‘Yes’ to all of it. How do ‘they’ know I bought that poor little Turkey Chest? You creeps get away from me and stay away from me. Anyway… who should be eating poor little turkey chests in the first place? This is like being tied to the tracks and the turkey is coming.

I need to get over to the other side of the Pond and have some Cuban Coffee and Apricot Cobbler with Vanilla Ice cream to get this taste out of my mouth.

“God blesses you who are hungry now, for you will be satisfied. God blesses you who weep now, for in due time you will laugh.” Jesus