CHRISTIAN CHEESE

This post is really a public service to the readers of this Journal. Recently I had the terrible experience of being served a Cheese that was for sure not on the Acceptable Cheese List in Scripture. So, just so we all know and are reminded of what we should and should not eat in Cheese I will refresh you with the List:

Acceptable Christian Cheese:

Sharp Cheddar
Pepper Jack
Velveeta
American- Single wrapped slices
Mozzarella

Unacceptable Christian Cheese:

Any Goat Cheese
Any Sheep Cheese
Any Llama Cheese
Any Horse Cheese
Any Camel Cheese
Any Elephant Cheese
Any Giraffe Cheese
Any Blue Cheese (you know, it is molded and rotten)
Any Feta (It is just nasty…keep it out of thy mouth)
Any Limburger
Any Roquefort
And the list gets longer and more disgusting…
These are all utterly unacceptable.

“You shall not eat any detestable thing.”
Deuteronomy 14:3

This certainly includes Unacceptable Cheeses.

“Then are you also without understanding? Do you not see that whatever goes into a person from outside cannot defile him, since it enters not his heart but his stomach, and is expelled?” Jesus