BROWN SPOTS

I’m actually only an amateur Dermatologist and I have not been to Skin School but I have made some important observations over time. There all kinds of holes and bumps and specks and spots that just show up on a person’s skin. Nobody knows why except maybe a real Dermatologist and they say they are caused from having Brown Spots. Now that helps. But what I have noticed is that all the little holes, spots and sucked up places on the skin are most probably caused by sun, rain, wind or fire. Perhaps even extremely cold weather, or extremely hot weather or extremely rainy weather, or extremely fiery weather or windy weather. Nobody knows for sure.

One thing I have taken careful notice of is Brown Spots that especially grow on old people. They appear like flies at a picnic…they just appear. You can have a picnic in the middle of a wilderness at eleven thousand feet elevation and before the Baloney Sandwich is unwrapped there is a fly there to help you eat it. Nobody knows why. Same way with the Brown Spots. They just appear out of nowhere on an old person’s arms, legs, cheeks, back, knees, neck, nose and all over. Why? Nobody knows… it is a dermatological mystery. But I have some ideas.

I think it might be a Natural Camouflage to help old people blend in with the surroundings and not be so noticeable with their often mayonnaise white skin. The spots are like those on the critters and military clothing to help in this matter. It also could be Natural Protection in the sense of scaring people away from getting too close to the vulnerable old, thinking they have some terrible disease that could be caught and that could be for sure. Or, it could be a simple Natural Message that we are all fading away spot by spot. Like I said, I’m only an amateur dermatologist.

I’m headed over to the other side of the pond to rub some of this new Old People Brown Spot Lotion I bought to put on these Spots and Specks and Bumps.

“This illness is not unto death; it is for the glory of God, so that the Son of God may be glorified by means of it.” Jesus