WISDOM LIST #1

Things to Stay Away From:

1. Snakes- all snakes…there are no good snakes
2. Spiders- all spiders…there are no good spiders
3. Lizards- all lizards…there are no good lizards
4. Rats- all rats- there are no good rats
5. Turkeys (alive, dead or cooked)
6. Fish (can be caught, but should not be cooked or eaten)
7. Bottom Crawlers- this includes slugs, snails, worms, ocean snakes, ocean rats, ocean spiders, ocean lizards, crabs, lobsters, crawfish, clams, oysters, squid, and any other crustacean or crawly wiggley things from the bottom of any water source… and eels.
8. Shetland Ponies- all Shetland Ponies…there are no good Shetland Ponies.
9. Stinging Winged Insects- there are no good Stinging Winged Insects (except Honey Bees).
10. People who resemble any of the 1-9 List… especially religious people.

“If anyone touches an unclean thing, whether a carcass of an unclean wild animal or a carcass of unclean livestock or a carcass of unclean swarming things, and it is hidden from him and he has become unclean.” Leviticus 5

Thou shouldest stay away from all of these things for thy life to go better.

“And he called the twelve and began to send them out
two by two, and gave them authority over the unclean spirits.” Jesus