THE SILVERWARE SERIES

#10 SILVERWARE AND SPAGHETTI

With the development of various kinds of Silverware there was also various foods developed. Spaghetti was accidentally made by kids making ‘dough worms’ to roast over a fire. Sure enough…they baked them and then threw them into a pot of boiling water and tried to eat them as noodles. They were sucking them down when their mother told them to use Silverware and not eat with their fingers because that was prehistoric.

These kids tried to get the Spaghetti to stay on a two-tinned fork but it did not work. Their mother made a tomato type sauce and put it on the pasta and told them to use a spoon to twirl it into bites. That did not work so they took a blunted point knife and cut it up. They sucked it down in little pieces.

These same kids later made the first Pizza because they could not pick up the spaghetti properly and so they took the spaghetti dough and flattened it into a round pizza disc for easier baking, handling and cutting. But Pizza required hardly any Silverware and this started an interesting change in history. Fish Sticks, Chicken Nuggets, Hamburgers and Buffalo Wings to name a few.

No, really, this is what happened.

“And you will know the truth, and the truth will make you free.” Jesus