CAR TATTOOS

What I call a car tattoo is a bumper sticker. Unlike the kind one might get on their skin by injecting ink, the car tattoos can be removed with a razor blade and soap and water. What is often very difficult to remove is the lasting impression some of these messages make on our minds:

There is no such thing as a chicken knife…Eat More Beef.

Jesus loves you…but we all still think you are a jerk.

Six out seven dwarfs are not Happy.

I am not crazy; my mother had me tested.

Either you like bacon or you are wrong.

If we are not meant to have midnight snacks…why is there a light in the fridge?

I don’t want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

There are three Kinds Of People: Those Who Can Count & Those Who Can’t.

Can Vegetarians Eat Animal Crackers?

“The reason I use parables in talking to them is that they look, but do not see, and they listen, but do not hear or understand.” Jesus