WISDOM LISTS #15

How To Select Cheese

It is very important to know how to select cheese. There are so many choices and this guide will help in selecting the correct cheeses. I realize I have written warnings before on this subject (Archives, Red Mountain Journal, 7 October 2020). In that warning I listed the Christian Cheese’s that are acceptable and unacceptable in Scripture:
Acceptable Christian Cheese:
Sharp Cheddar
Velveeta
American- Single wrapped slices
Mozzarella
Pepper Jack

So, to make it even easier to choose and not be tempted to eat Unacceptable Cheese, such as Goat Cheese, Llama Cheese, Sheep Cheese, Horse Cheese, Camel Cheese, Elephant Cheese, Giraffe Cheese or any other kind of cheese that is unspeakably nasty, molded and has rotten things in it, but that are still called cheeses by some, I have come up with a simple safe poetic method from the list above:

Three yellow
Two white
No other cheese
Should you bite

“You shall not eat any detestable thing.”
(Deuteronomy 14:3) This certainly includes Unacceptable Cheeses. Now we are all safe.

“Then are you also without understanding? Do you not see that whatever goes into a person from outside cannot defile him, since it enters not his heart but his stomach, and is expelled?” Jesus